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THINGS ONLY STONERS WILL UNDERSTAND



These days smoking weed and staying high is only the solution or trendy way out for almost everyone. We often loose major essentials in our bodies however we still do it anyway because it’s cool or sometimes it’s the only way out. All those uncountable promises of quitting BUT we still do it. So if you are a master chef at rolling a joint, below are the basic things you will definitely understand.

FIRST THINGS FIRST

After that long a$$ sleep you had after smoking three jays straight on your rooftop you’ll start your engine with another blunt. Yep that’s how you do it. The cycle is the only way to kick off your new day. So a morning and gnight session is a MUST. Warna saans kese ayegi?

WORLD DOESN’T MESS WITH YOU

That’s true when you take that kash you get all happy calm and it’s a fine placid environment for you out there, which ultimately makes world a better place and much more bearable.

THE ARISE OF INNER ALLAMA IQBAL

YAS we all go thru that time when the $#it was real good that it leaves you with great deep thoughts. You are in your own bubble. Thinking about life in a complete next level perspective and the Allama iqbal in you rejuvenates. Sometimes you become Nelson Mandela too lmao I know.

WHEN JOINT GOES IN VAIN

The worst part is you having the time of your life and something bad happens like you seeing those rangers checking or your parents kay lectures ya kaam… yes nashey kay band bach jatey hein. And that is your biggest regret of life. WHY ME?

FREE AIRPLANE RIDES

The car is your perfect get away, hot box and cool AC waves, your playlist, any beverage (mostly DEW) and you! Equals to a perfect honey moon and your car ride turning into a jet!
So if you ever wanna fly but you broke as hell smoke weed.  You’re welcome.

SCORING TRIPS

Obviously you know you don’t wanna be in khushkay so jugar karkey via bike ya car is a must. You and your friend’s def need to hit that trip! Yes cuz if you miss scoring you know you’ll be a living hell.
Not to forget chanda jama karna to score and the after score practices- dividing them with your friends. God how systematic and proportional practices you follow?

NO MONEY NO HONEY

You gotta save money to treat yourself in the best way possible yes kyu kay no money so no fun. And fyi by honey I meant hash or weed whichever is your bae!

THE ULTIMATE HUNGER ATTACK

The urge of eating almost everything in your house Is real after the great good sessions. Adamkhor is what you really become! And once you are done with that you know where the bed is so see you after 1234885000000 hours!

BARI GALI  DEYDO BUT KHUSKAY HONEY KI BAD DUA NA DENA!!!!

You legit can take a bullet but not  go a day without your jays! Cuz if go in khushkay you never coming back! You either go crazy or your anger boils up too much that you can legit break things in front of you! Sometimes even people!

That’s not it there are plenty more things we go thru almost every day but let’s keep them with ourselves shall we? If you are also a stoner you can now Shoponline from The warehouse and make your high life even more lit by getting everything green and exactly your taste!
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